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New Year’s Prediction: Osama Bin Laden Will Be Found In 2010 – Conspiracy Theory Post #2

Posted by – January 1, 2010

It’s time for me to make a far-fetched prediction for the New Year again. Why? …because blogging isn’t a crime! I plan on making this a holiday tradition. Check out last year’s prediction.

Here we go. Osama Bin Laden will be found to have escaped Afghanistan, not to Pakistan but to Iran. He may or may not still be there. He could be in Yemen or any of his old stomping grounds including Sudan & Somalia.

His family is still in Iran now.

Osama Bin Laden hasn’t been captured because he’s been given refuge by Iran; it’ll be a big mess in 2010. Happy New Year, apocalyptic nostradamer conspiracy theorists!

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Screenwriting, Songwriting, & Ramen Profitable Artistic Endeavors: Doing Anything Artistic? This is the future…

Posted by – July 15, 2009

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There was a term that became popular in the business start-up scene six months ago… “ramen profitable.”

I like this term. I know first hand what it means.

Basically a business enterprise might find itself in a situation where it does make a profit, but only large enough to supply its founders with rent and basic food money.

I’ve lived on ramen noodles… I’ve turned white rice into a frienemy, after one failed entrepreneurial episode in my life I didn’t eat rice for a year.

This term “ramen profitable” has more connected with it than profit, the concept being that after a business gets this stage, it gives the creators time to quit their day jobs and try to grow the project.

What it really means is that the business model is working, but just not well enough for others to swoon over.

This goes hand-in-hand with this other concept growing on the start-up scene, that it now takes NO money to start a business.

A computer, housing & bandwidth are all things the average person has anyway. You might need web hosting and the short-term services of a web programmer from someplace like rentacoder.com, but this will come out of your personal entertainment budget…

I promise you, after starting some kind of entrepreneurial endeavor, you start to think about it like entertainment, and your budget for Star Wars figurines will drop to zero.

You will be pulled out of the chorus of Stars Wars figurine-buying suckers for the rest of your life.

Welcome to adulthood.

Overall what this new concept about being able to start a business with $0, is that it is cheaper, faster, better, more successful, this, that, and the other thing, to just try a business and see if it works than to bring in business “professionals” to create business plans, find funding, and this, that, and the other thing.

Okay, why am I writing about this?

I predict that the artistic mediums move towards this model.

In Ecuador, I saw a local kid traveling with a beat up Macbook, and he had created this really impressive, intricately edited video about his travels using the free iMovie software that came with Mac.

I was really impressed. I knew that iMovie could do this I just didn’t know anyone who spent that much time with iMovie before just moving up to Final Cut Pro.

At the same time I saw a video “professional,” who with a package of equipment that a few years ago probably cost $20,000 create a simply shot, simply edited video that should never have been made.

The local kid with iMovie was more talented.

But the ability to edit video in the simple style of Oscar winning films is now just a give-me.

Cameras are coming down in price, there exists point & shoot still cameras with the ability to capture video in HD, even if it’s not “True HD,” one day it will be.

Maybe one-day camera phones with capture in HD, and then what will be everyone’s excuse for not making films?

Soon the world will be a place where people who want to make films, will just make films.

No grant writing for documentaries, no more screenplay readers reading for films.

Soon it will be cheaper just to shoot a film, than pay a screenwriting guru to review your script.

I can only compare this to inroads that music has already made towards the future.

At one time there were songwriters, who wrote for big stars, these songwriters had crude home studios to “demo” a song, if the songwriter wrote a good song, the star sang it in a studio and made everyone a million bucks.

Now, the songwriter writes the song, records it in his home studio, and it’s finished. No, demoing, no big star, the equipment in his house is as good as a studio.

The songwriter sings it and everyone knows it. The end.

If we don’t like it because the singer isn’t pretty enough, well it’s left up to us to deal with our own prejudices… but with this added burden we can also get more authentic music.

Go Jonas Brothers Go!

But even filmmaking, one of the most complex, expensive of the composite arts is becoming almost free to make.

And that means that soon there will be artists in this medium that can reach the orbit of “ramen” profitability.

One local guy, filling one local theater, for one showing, of one local film, in which no one asks for their money back, could float said guy on a diet of ramen noodles for one year or the time until the completion of his next film.

Even if you are not starving, having had rich parents, and went to film school, the cost of filmmaking coming down is a good thing.

It means that the artistic lifestyle is more sustainable, and the chance of having a second film after your first is more plausible.

Sorry for my blogging hiatus, I was writing for real.

-      J Roland Kelly

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Screenplays & Screenwriting Resources: The Screenwriter’s Bible by David Trottier – Reviewed

Posted by – April 27, 2009

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I’ve read a few books on screenwriting now, the largest and heaviest of which has been The Screenwriter’s Bible by David Trottier. The book isn’t that long or wordy, so much as the print and the physical pages are large.

I guess a big, heavy, large print book seems more authoritative then and small little print one. It does make a noticeable difference for a traveling expat screenwriter though.

Anyway the “Bible” is billed as six books in one: a screenwriting primer, a screenwriting workbook, a formatting guide, a spec writing guide, a sales and marketing guide, and finally a screenwriter’s resource guide.

I would absolutely recommend this book.

I can’t think of anything I have against this book, other than I can tell David Trottier isn’t a fanatic about three act structure, a lot of people aren’t, I am however not one of those, so I would have to recommend another book (probably The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Screenwriting by Skip Press) to really drive the three act structure concept home.

The other strange thing about reading so many screenwriting “guru” books is that everyone wants to coin their own vocabulary, as a result certain concepts get named and renamed and named again. Is it twist, plot point, turning point, etc.?

This is where the book excels over the other books I’ve read: the primer, the formatting guide, and the sales & marketing guide.

It will clear up any misconceptions about what and why you should be writing a “spec” script as oppose to all the shooting scripts you download from the Internet.

As basic as it sounds I actually gained a lot from this, older screenplays and shooting scripts have such a different style (camera direction, etc.) it’s hard not let those bleed into your writing.

I feel that this book cleared up some of the basic misconceptions I had about what is a screenplay.

The formatting guide is great for reference. While there is no absolutely correct way of formatting, Trottier’s guide is a quick and easy way for finding industry-accepted techniques.

He makes it easy to reference by boiling everything down into a three-page screenplay. Get familiar with those three pages and you’ll be set for your own application of those techniques.

Lastly, his sales and marketing guide is like nothing else I have seen. He lists concrete steps to take after finishing your screenplay.

Reading this section is inspiring, at least in that there will be something to do with your screenplay after it is written.

This book is strong on basics and I recommend it to everyone.

-J Roland Kelly

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Recommended Things To Do When You Are Staring Down Screenwriter’s Block In Quito, Ecuador: Bike the Ciclopaseo

Posted by – March 17, 2009

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On the second and last Sunday of every month, Quito closes its main drag (the Avenida Amazonas) to all traffic but bikes.

Usually this city is not a bicycle friendly city, the traffic, the mountains, the pollution, etc. but on two days a month everything changes.

Suddenly everyone is on a bike, the city provides water stops along the main route, which extends from the south of Quito all the way to the airport in the north.

I “borrowed” a kid’s bike from a kid in the center of the Parque La Alemeda and rode all the way to the airport.

This is a great way to see Quito, you will pass through El Centro, the Mariscal Sucre, and Parque La Carolina all before watching a plane take off or land at the airport because the route goes right by the runway.

Everyone stops, drinks from their water bottle, watches one plane by the runway and then heads back.

I recommend this for tourists or expats alike. I did it two Sundays ago on Women’s day and it rocked.

I did return the bike.

-J Roland Kelly

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J Roland Kelly Wins Over Mountain View, California Hometown Crowd Over 65 and the Unemployed With Photo Taken In Otavalo, Ecuador

Posted by – March 6, 2009

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Another photo taken at the Otavalo market

A photo of me that was taken in Otavalo, Ecuador back at the beginning of October was published today in the Mountain View Voice; that being the Mountain View in California, home of Google, and my old place of residence.

I was in Otavalo (three hours north of Quito) to visit the famous indigenous market. The market dates to pre-Incan times and is still a big deal even if it is a bit touristy, you can read about the history of the Otavalo market here.

You can see the online version of today’s Mountain View Voice here, just search for “postcard” to find my picture.

The girls are not wearing costumes that is everyday attire, they were well educated, spoke some English, and had email addresses, and I am not going to lie, I gave them five bucks for ice cream.

Thanks to Diane Martin at the Mountain View Voice for choosing my photo.

-J Roland Kelly

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