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Screenwriting & Filmmaking: My Celebrity Cause; Ralph Baker & Larry Norman; Brian Lilly, Dzenan Ahmetovic, Sean Coutts, Mark Spencer, and Other Phoenix Police Officers Going to Prison; Ending Police Brutality, the Piggy and a Plea for Help

Posted by – October 11, 2009

Some things make me so angry I can’t think straight. Police brutality and corruption is one.

Today I saw in the news the story of Tony Arambula.

Watch this from CNN first.

I recommend clicking-on-through to YouTube and reading the full description on the side.

This incident is now making national news because a 911 tape has been released, which picked up the cops immediately plotting a cover-up, and it exposes the lies that the Phoenix Police Department told after the fact.

The area of the United States I grew up in is notorious for police corruption, I am very sensitive to this, and when I see news about police brutality, it lingers with me.

If I’m ever on a celebrity game show, there’s no question as to what cause I’ll be raising money.

I’ve officially decided trying to stop police brutality, corruption, and misconduct is now my bag. I’ve been considering “my bag” for awhile.

After seeing the video of the UCLA student tasered by University police in the Powell Library, a couple of years ago (see how the case was resolved), I started thinking, and looking for macro solutions.

The best my mental processer cycles can devise is a website. It would work like this…

First, it would link to news stories about police misconduct, to try to expose, and raise awareness of the problem- of course.

It would provide information about how to file a complaint, if someone felt that they were wronged, and explain your legal protections to do so.

These are givens; here’s what would really make it work…

The bad cop award.

A visitor to the site could tell their story and nominate a police officer for a misconduct in the line of duty award. To sensationalize the award and make it memorable, the award would be known as a “piggy.”

The visitor nominating a police officer for this award could attach their name or remain anonymous.

The technical IT part of the bad cop award, would more or less work like this… the visitor fills out a form, the information generates a webpage using a html template search engine optimized for the name of the offending officer and the police department. A cron job runs a site index generator through the new pages to make sure they get indexed in the major search engines as fast as possible.

This SEOed-out name optimized webpage IS the award.

When someone Googles or Bings the police officer’s name or the name of the department, the award presents itself.

This site would go one step farther; it would offer the visitor a printable certificate copy of the award including the address of the police department to which the visitor could physically mail the certificate of shame, letting that officer know that he or she will forever be linked on the Internet to misconduct.

The site maybe able to get the addresses of police departments around the country by searching Google Maps for “police” and the zip code, Google gives the addresses if it’s possible to strip everything else.

Anyway, imagine a corrupt rural sheriff (Ralph Baker, soon to be a movie) or this urban Phoenix police officer Brian Lilly getting thousands of letters (piggy awards) sent to their department praising them for a bad job.

Imagine the awkwardness of a cop receiving just one.

I’m sorry, but the Greek chorus has spoken… here’s your piggy!

Big city, little town, rural, it doesn’t matter- no police misconduct would be immune. From a traffic ticket given for out of State plates, to the verbal threats, and escalation that cops use during routine procedures, the general public would finally have an outlet.

Statistics about police misconduct from the website could be gathered, problems in the nation isolated.

If a cop wanted to sue, good luck with that, social media is a beast, and so is the ACLU.

Something like this could work, I see people doing this in unorganized forms already. It’s not wise to trust cops to police cops, giving them exclusivity over the criminal domain.

Terrence Duren, the UCLA cop (that DICKLESS piece of sh!t is STILL a university cop!) the one that tasered the kid in the library was found not to have violated any polices by an internal investigation, an independent investigation found the complete opposite and UCLA recently settled with the victim.

Brian Lilly, the Phoenix cop in the above story that shot the homeowner first in the back, three more times, and then twice when he was on the ground, was cleared of wrongdoing by a Phoenix police board, and now that the 911 tape came out, that police board and every individual on it is a laughingstock.

It’s a good thing those laughingstocks and most other police commissions, boards, internal reviews, etc. are confidential.

Brian Lilly maybe a shooter of an innocent family man in the back, but the other police officers (Sgt. Sean Coutts, etc.) agreed to go along for the ride. They tried to isolate the wounded man until he died, to cover up their tracks, but he didn’t die. I wonder if anyone has applied any RICO type/ racketeering laws to a thoroughly corrupt police force. IANAL.

Officer Mark Spencer, president of the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association, rallied around the police officers claiming that Tony Arambula wasn’t shot in the back. Medical experts now say otherwise, the 911 tapes now prove otherwise, Mark Spencer is a fool, and a disgrace to the profession. As far as I’m concerned, he’s is now apart of the cover-up.

I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore.

Using the Internet to shame cops into behaving may not be the best way to expose and stop police brutality, corruption, and misconduct, but none-the-less I’m officially putting my back into this police corruption business.

If there’s a better way, I’m listening, until then…

If you are a PHP guy who knows how to have a good time (anonymously, if you must), or you are Tony Arambula and want to donate some of what will be your six million dollar settlement to prevent future abuse by police (and like social experiments), shoot me an email.

I’ll try to show you a good time.

I’ve organized LLCs, & have marketing and SEO experience. I’ll donate time. I’ll donate an aged domain: www.stop-police-brutality.com. I’ve written several screenplays, if I have to write, I’ll write. If I have to fold envelopes, I’ll fold envelopes. Sweep floors, sweep floors.

I’m ready to get out of my comfort zone on this. I’m not absolutely certain how to proceed, but my mind and heart is now in it.

Ralph Baker, Larry Norman, Brian Lilly, Dzenan Ahmetovic, Sean Coutts, Mark Spencer, and Terrence Duren, I’m sorry, but the Greek chorus has spoken… here’s your piggy!

- J Roland Kelly

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J Roland Kelly Wins Over Mountain View, California Hometown Crowd Over 65 and the Unemployed With Photo Taken In Otavalo, Ecuador

Posted by – March 6, 2009

Another Photo taken at the same time

Another photo taken at the Otavalo market

A photo of me that was taken in Otavalo, Ecuador back at the beginning of October was published today in the Mountain View Voice; that being the Mountain View in California, home of Google, and my old place of residence.

I was in Otavalo (three hours north of Quito) to visit the famous indigenous market. The market dates to pre-Incan times and is still a big deal even if it is a bit touristy, you can read about the history of the Otavalo market here.

You can see the online version of today’s Mountain View Voice here, just search for “postcard” to find my picture.

The girls are not wearing costumes that is everyday attire, they were well educated, spoke some English, and had email addresses, and I am not going to lie, I gave them five bucks for ice cream.

Thanks to Diane Martin at the Mountain View Voice for choosing my photo.

-J Roland Kelly

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Macintosh Sales, Service, & Repair in Ecuador: Quito is a Mac Friendly Screenwriting Town

Posted by – February 1, 2009

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I’m still in Quito, and recently my MacBook Pro failed to recharge. The problem was the Magsafe power adaptor, which by all accounts is the weak link in the Apple’s notebook line.

I read online that Magsafe Power Adaptors are so prone to failure that Apple is now replacing them free of charge at the genius bar in Apple stores.

Quito. Sh!t. The closest genius bar is in Miami. What’s a poor expat screenwriter to do?

Apple doesn’t even officially sell notebooks in South America. No hope. And yet… Enter Act III.

I remember seeing a pseudo Mac store at a Yuppie mall here by a movie theater called Cinemark. You’ll find it, just get in a taxi and say “Cinemark.” The official address:

MundoMac

Plaza de las Americas Local 6 exterior

Av. America Y NNUU

Tel: 3318472-3318490

www.mundomac.com.ec

Really over priced. The owner imports everything himself with tremendous mark up and then with the IVA tax here it pretty much is double the price.

The $75 dollar adaptor would have been $150. My Mac is under warranty so a guy at the store (Patricio) pointed me to a certified Apple repair place in Quito at:

AppTek

Republica 189 Y Diego de Almagro

Edificio El Triangulo Local 116

Quito – Ecuador

Tel:  593-2 290 9082 

I went there late on a Wednesday afternoon. The guy took some information from my computer and said come back Friday morning.

In 36 hours I had a new, completely free 85w Magsafe power adaptor.

Props to Apple’s worldwide warranty; jeers to Apple for selling an inferior and faulty product. Most of the computers I see tourists carrying around are now Macbooks.

As Apple fills more and more niche markets worldwide with notebooks they need to step it up.

Otherwise plan B for me was to take the broken power adapter to the broken TV store on my street and make hand signs for soldering iron.

F that.

-J Roland Kelly

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Songwriting & Indie Music: J Roland Kelly Marshals Against Karl Rove is released

Posted by – January 20, 2009

Today is the last possible day (and the safest) to release a political charged song about the Bush administration, while still technically under the Bush administration.

So, I give you… J Roland Kelly Marshals Against Karl Rove.

I’m not sure who would argue that there’s been any good political music about the chaos of the last eight years, so I thought I would try my hand.

And over the last few months, I’ve written a number of blog posts about the new use of Audio to MIDI in independent music, and I was anxious for a chance to apply what I learned.

This is my first song released as a single, and I’ve been curious to experiment with the single format.

Anyway, enjoy, and good luck to the United States and the new President.

- J Roland Kelly

P.S. You can buy J Roland Kelly Marshals Against Karl Rove here.

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Travel & Restaurants: Quito, Ecuador – Mistranslated American and Ecuadorian Cultural Symbols

Posted by – December 16, 2008

I’m still in Quito, and I continue to find things that are still new to me. I’m going to say as few words about the following pictures as possible.

Let me say the name of the restaurant, Menestras del Negro translated into English is something like Black Guy Beans.

ecuador-food

Notice the black guy. If you look closely at the menu, you will see an African guy hunting a dinosaur with a spear. Now, everyone knows the Chinese are the only ones in the modern era to hunt dinosaurs for food. But before you say, “oh, Ecuador is like that.” Check this out.

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Old man Sanders and a guy with a bone fork in his hair together side by side. Fried chicken and beans- tasty. It´s all fun and games except for this restaurant.

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This by the way is just a Catholic church suit, as you might have figured out the restaurant is in a renovated church. But in case you think I´m seeing things that aren´t there, this is the front door of the restaurant.

kkk-food

Imagine seeing your refection in a door like that.

- J Roland Kelly

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