Tag: Expat

Screenplays & Screenwriting Resources: The Screenwriter’s Bible by David Trottier – Reviewed

Posted by – April 27, 2009

bible

I’ve read a few books on screenwriting now, the largest and heaviest of which has been The Screenwriter’s Bible by David Trottier. The book isn’t that long or wordy, so much as the print and the physical pages are large.

I guess a big, heavy, large print book seems more authoritative then and small little print one. It does make a noticeable difference for a traveling expat screenwriter though.

Anyway the “Bible” is billed as six books in one: a screenwriting primer, a screenwriting workbook, a formatting guide, a spec writing guide, a sales and marketing guide, and finally a screenwriter’s resource guide.

I would absolutely recommend this book.

I can’t think of anything I have against this book, other than I can tell David Trottier isn’t a fanatic about three act structure, a lot of people aren’t, I am however not one of those, so I would have to recommend another book (probably The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Screenwriting by Skip Press) to really drive the three act structure concept home.

The other strange thing about reading so many screenwriting “guru” books is that everyone wants to coin their own vocabulary, as a result certain concepts get named and renamed and named again. Is it twist, plot point, turning point, etc.?

This is where the book excels over the other books I’ve read: the primer, the formatting guide, and the sales & marketing guide.

It will clear up any misconceptions about what and why you should be writing a “spec” script as oppose to all the shooting scripts you download from the Internet.

As basic as it sounds I actually gained a lot from this, older screenplays and shooting scripts have such a different style (camera direction, etc.) it’s hard not let those bleed into your writing.

I feel that this book cleared up some of the basic misconceptions I had about what is a screenplay.

The formatting guide is great for reference. While there is no absolutely correct way of formatting, Trottier’s guide is a quick and easy way for finding industry-accepted techniques.

He makes it easy to reference by boiling everything down into a three-page screenplay. Get familiar with those three pages and you’ll be set for your own application of those techniques.

Lastly, his sales and marketing guide is like nothing else I have seen. He lists concrete steps to take after finishing your screenplay.

Reading this section is inspiring, at least in that there will be something to do with your screenplay after it is written.

This book is strong on basics and I recommend it to everyone.

-J Roland Kelly

  • Share/Bookmark

Macintosh Sales, Service, & Repair in Ecuador: Quito is a Mac Friendly Screenwriting Town

Posted by – February 1, 2009

old_apple_logo

I’m still in Quito, and recently my MacBook Pro failed to recharge. The problem was the Magsafe power adaptor, which by all accounts is the weak link in the Apple’s notebook line.

I read online that Magsafe Power Adaptors are so prone to failure that Apple is now replacing them free of charge at the genius bar in Apple stores.

Quito. Sh!t. The closest genius bar is in Miami. What’s a poor expat screenwriter to do?

Apple doesn’t even officially sell notebooks in South America. No hope. And yet… Enter Act III.

I remember seeing a pseudo Mac store at a Yuppie mall here by a movie theater called Cinemark. You’ll find it, just get in a taxi and say “Cinemark.” The official address:

MundoMac

Plaza de las Americas Local 6 exterior

Av. America Y NNUU

Tel: 3318472-3318490

www.mundomac.com.ec

Really over priced. The owner imports everything himself with tremendous mark up and then with the IVA tax here it pretty much is double the price.

The $75 dollar adaptor would have been $150. My Mac is under warranty so a guy at the store (Patricio) pointed me to a certified Apple repair place in Quito at:

AppTek

Republica 189 Y Diego de Almagro

Edificio El Triangulo Local 116

Quito – Ecuador

Tel:  593-2 290 9082 

I went there late on a Wednesday afternoon. The guy took some information from my computer and said come back Friday morning.

In 36 hours I had a new, completely free 85w Magsafe power adaptor.

Props to Apple’s worldwide warranty; jeers to Apple for selling an inferior and faulty product. Most of the computers I see tourists carrying around are now Macbooks.

As Apple fills more and more niche markets worldwide with notebooks they need to step it up.

Otherwise plan B for me was to take the broken power adapter to the broken TV store on my street and make hand signs for soldering iron.

F that.

-J Roland Kelly

  • Share/Bookmark

Quito, Ecuador: Samsom Y Dalila – A gym (gimnasio) located in the downtown El Centro Historico (Old Town) that’s suitable for ex-pats

Posted by – October 17, 2008

Living in the old historic part of Quito is great, but sometimes it’s hard to find modern trendy things; like a place to workout. Plenty of decent gyms exist in the new town, but I have only found one near where I live in the Old Town.

It’s called Samsom Y Dalila, and it’s located at Montufar & Chile in El Centro Historico.

They have a good selection of free weights, most of the machines are pretty beat up, but I found one stationary cycle in good shape.

If you want to pay by the month, it’s 20 bucks for a membership plus a one-time sign up fee, otherwise it’s two bucks to enter.

I think the hours are 6:30 am until 9:30 pm Monday – Friday, 9:30 am – 2:30 pm on Saturday and they are closed on Sunday.

It’s located on the ground floor of a residential building, but a stainless steel “GYM” sign on top of building makes the place easy to find.

I couldn’t find any information online or in a Quito city guide about gyms in the Old Town so I am writing this up.

If you are preparing to play Joe Versus the Volcano with the Cotopaxi (5897m), Chimborazo (6310m), or just taking the TeleferiQo (sky tram) up the Pichincha above Quito (4100m, where I play Joe vs. the Volcano, they built a bar and an entire amusement park up there) you can use Samsom Y Dalila to stay in shape.

“I’m sorry to inform you, you have a terminal brain cloud.”

-J Roland Kelly

A volcano! The one thing that the Bay Area doesn’t have, somebody petition Google to buy one.

  • Share/Bookmark

StartupSound.prefPane: Necessary Mac Software for Screenwriting Expatriates

Posted by – August 22, 2008

The average pay is $150 per month. You’re in a $5 room. Everything is still. It’s 10 pm. Ta-Da. The MacBook Pro starts up.

No. Hell No.

I couldn’t find a way to turn off the start-up sound on my Mac without installing this program: StartupSound.prefPane.

There was some question as to if it would work on a modern Intel MacBook. I had no trouble. I don’t know why this isn’t just built into the operating system, except Steve Jobs is an arrogant son of a bitch.

Ta-Da… Come steal my laptop.

The majority of laptops I’ve seen of travelers are Macs.

Because of the Jobs & Pixar connection Wall-E (in the distant future) starts up with that Ta-Da sound. I don’t want to hear that sound past 2012.

Steve Jobs you’ve been warned. Watch it, buddy.

-J Roland Kelly

  • Share/Bookmark

Happy Birthday to a Quito, Ecuador Filmmaker and Artista

Posted by – August 13, 2008

A couple of years ago, on my way out to a new life in California I was standing by a overloaded Geo Metro smoking a cigarette at a rest-stop somewhere along I-40, watching a guy watering his dog, and to make a long story short: I struck-up a conversation with said guy, who was going to where a circus was bedded-down for the winter and I received an official invitation… to run away with the circus.

If you roam around long enough anything will happen.

I started a conversation with a guy in my Quito hotel that turned out to be a writer David Joshua Jennings, on assignment for a travel guide. We talked about teaching English abroad, he said he was meeting people for drinks later, invited me out, and that is where I met a Quito screenwriter, filmmaker & musician.

I saw her little studio, listened to her new unreleased album, and read the screenplay for the film she is currently shooting. F*ck yeah. I’m not allowed to say anything about any of this, but I’m going to see if she will give me an interview, I’ll post it to this blog.

Anyway, Happy BirthdayArtista.

-J Roland Kelly

  • Share/Bookmark

© 2007-2010 J ROLAND KELLY All Rights Reserved